Uh, hi.
If I had a little less respect for your intelligence, I'd try to make up some excuse for why I haven't updated this blog since approximately the middle of the Nixon administration. I'd pull a poorly conceived justification out of my posterior and humbly present it to you, making sure that it sounds plausible, while hoping you're more than a little gullible.
But it's just my rotten luck that you're so smart (and good-looking). You'd never fall for something like that.
Nuts.
So I guess I have to bite the bullet and accept the fact that I've failed you. I can just imagine all of you sitting lost and forlorn in front of your computers, wearing out the F5 key as you frantically refresh this blog over and over, desperately hoping for updates on my life and my writing.
Or not. But please, let a man have his fantasies.
At any rate, despite my prolonged absence, I'm happy to report that I'm still writing. I'm now well into the third draft of Coffee to Die For, the first Clayton Gyler mystery novel. The first draft of the sequel, The Phantom of Mulberry Street, is finished, though I haven't started editing or revising it yet. And I've nailed down the general concept for the third Gyler mystery as well, though I haven't started writing it.
Also, I'm actively working on another non-fiction project. I'm not ready to share the title yet, but I'll say that it's a semi-cousin to my first book, 100 Nights in the Dark.
So, I've got lots going on right now, even though the blog hasn't reflected it. I'll do a better job of communicating with you, I promise. I have lots I want to tell you about the revision process of Coffee to Die For, and I'll do it soon.
How about you folks? Working on anything exciting? I hope so!
-j.
Joe Barlow
The Official Website of Author Joe Barlow, Creator of the Clayton Gyler Mysteries
Friday, February 15, 2013
Monday, July 2, 2012
Coming Out of the Writing Closet
When we last spoke, I shared with you my intention to write at least 1,000 words per day on the second Clayton Gyler novel, The Phantom of Mulberry Street. At that time, I had successfully written a minimum of 1,000 words for 13 consecutive mornings.
Well, good news: today marked my 39th day in a row of fulfilling that goal. Yeah, I'm shocked too.
I think it's fair to say that I've now made this formerly alien behavior a habit, and I can barely remember what life used to be like before I embraced it. It feels so natural, so correct, that it's hard to believe I ever tried to write at night, after my brain was fried from a hard day of corporate writing and performing my various household responsibilities.
I realize I've been living a lie for years, and I can't take it any longer. I need to come out of the closet. I'm finally ready to admit it:
I am, and always have been, a morning writer. I deluded myself for over a decade, trying to make myself be something that I wasn't, but I was wrong.
Well, no more denial of my true nature! No more will my novels have to subsist on my intellectual leftovers! Now, Clayton Gyler and his sidekick, the lovely Jennifer Watkins, will get served first at my creativity buffet each day, when I'm at my freshest and most focused.
What has impressed me most about this method of working is not just how great I feel when I'm done (knowing that even before many of my friends get out of the bed, I've already made substantial strides on a project that matters greatly to me, and furthers my long-term career goals).
No, what has impressed me most is how quickly the pages pile up when a person commits to writing each and every day. Even a relatively small amount like 1,000 words (about four double-spaced pages) can yield impressive results after only a few weeks.
Over the past 39 days, I've written 44,510 words (162 pages) of Clayton and Jennifer's second adventure. That's about 2/3rds the length of the first book in the series (Coffee to Die For), the first draft of which took me eight months to complete.
Incidentally, I'm working on writing the first draft of the second novel in the morning, and spending any free time I can find in the evening penning the second draft of the first novel. Any new words I write while revising are in addition to the words I wrote in the morning, and are not counted towards my daily goal. (Nor are blog posts. D'oh!)
Regardless, I'm thrilled by this new routine, and the progress I'm making.
What about you? What's your daily writing routine? Are you a morning person, an afternoon wordsmith, or a midnight oil burner?
-j.
Well, good news: today marked my 39th day in a row of fulfilling that goal. Yeah, I'm shocked too.
I think it's fair to say that I've now made this formerly alien behavior a habit, and I can barely remember what life used to be like before I embraced it. It feels so natural, so correct, that it's hard to believe I ever tried to write at night, after my brain was fried from a hard day of corporate writing and performing my various household responsibilities.
I realize I've been living a lie for years, and I can't take it any longer. I need to come out of the closet. I'm finally ready to admit it:
I am, and always have been, a morning writer. I deluded myself for over a decade, trying to make myself be something that I wasn't, but I was wrong.
Well, no more denial of my true nature! No more will my novels have to subsist on my intellectual leftovers! Now, Clayton Gyler and his sidekick, the lovely Jennifer Watkins, will get served first at my creativity buffet each day, when I'm at my freshest and most focused.
What has impressed me most about this method of working is not just how great I feel when I'm done (knowing that even before many of my friends get out of the bed, I've already made substantial strides on a project that matters greatly to me, and furthers my long-term career goals).
No, what has impressed me most is how quickly the pages pile up when a person commits to writing each and every day. Even a relatively small amount like 1,000 words (about four double-spaced pages) can yield impressive results after only a few weeks.
Over the past 39 days, I've written 44,510 words (162 pages) of Clayton and Jennifer's second adventure. That's about 2/3rds the length of the first book in the series (Coffee to Die For), the first draft of which took me eight months to complete.
Incidentally, I'm working on writing the first draft of the second novel in the morning, and spending any free time I can find in the evening penning the second draft of the first novel. Any new words I write while revising are in addition to the words I wrote in the morning, and are not counted towards my daily goal. (Nor are blog posts. D'oh!)
Regardless, I'm thrilled by this new routine, and the progress I'm making.
What about you? What's your daily writing routine? Are you a morning person, an afternoon wordsmith, or a midnight oil burner?
-j.
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Wednesday, June 6, 2012
The Morning and the Muse
It's the age-old question for literary storytellers: how much writing is enough for one day? At what point can you step away from the keyboard, secure in the knowledge that you've put in a solid day's work, thereby entitling you to spend the rest of the evening sitting on the couch, streaming 30 Rock episodes from Netflix? (Oh, Liz Lemon, how I want to cuddle and strangle you at the same time.)
There's no right or wrong answer. In the world of business writing, we'd typically have a firm deadline for a project, a completion date by which we must deliver a final draft to the client. At such times, work can feel exactly like what the name implies: work. We pound the keys until we're done, no matter how long it takes, regardless of how tired we might be. The number of words we write is governed entirely by how many words remain before we reach the end of the project.
But things aren't so clear cut when we're writing without a contract, especially in the world of fiction. Even if we ultimately hope to publish the final product, either through a traditional book deal or via the blossoming medium of self-publishing, we're essentially writing on spec. When our manuscript is done, it's done. Since we have no contract, we have no deadline. No editor is likely to call us up, demanding to know the status of our manuscript.
As such, it's easy to let these projects fall onto the back burner. That's why so many more people begin novels than complete them.
With no deadline, or wordcount plan, we write only when we feel like it, rather than because it's time to write.
Well, no more.
Thirteen days ago, I began work on my second Clayton Gyler mystery, tentatively called The Phantom of Mulberry Street. As I mentioned in my previous post, I completed the initial draft of the first novel in this series, Coffee to Die For, in about eight months. But what I didn't mention was that I didn't write every day during that eight month period. Not even close, in fact. I would tend to wait for inspiration to strike before I fired up my copy of Microsoft Word, leading to long, frustrating dry spells where I wouldn't think about the book at all for a week, interspersed with other days where I'd pound out 5,000+ words in a frantic attempt to make up lost time. As satisfying as it was to complete a week's output in a single sitting, this method of work left me a frazzled wreck by the time I called it a day.
This is a classic example of working harder, not smarter.
What I now know is that if I'd simply sat down at the keyboard and began typing, the words would have come. They always do.
Woody Allen famously said that eighty percent of success is simply showing up, and he should know: he's been faithfully writing and directing a feature film (and sometimes two!) per year for more than four decades now.
How does he manage this superhuman feat? Easy. He writes. Every day. He shows up for work, in other words. He doesn't wait for the muse to strike. He hunts it down and drags it to the office with him if he has to. Because he's got a film to deliver to the studio.
When it came time to write the sequel to Coffee, I decided to follow Mr. Allen's guidance. Rather than repeating the haphazard writing schedule of my first book. I promised myself that I would show up at the keyboard every day. Regardless of whether I felt inspired, I would do the work. And I told myself that I would not get up from my chair until I'd hit my quota.
I always made myself write when I had a corporate writing deadline approaching, even if I didn't feel inspired. I couldn't afford to wait for inspiration. I just sat down and did the work. Well, I'd do the same for the second Gyler novel.
I set myself a goal of 1,000 words per day. That's 1,000 new words, by the way. I'm not counting minor revisions to the previous day's writing, nor time spent answering e-mails, fooling around on Twitter, or writing blog posts. 1,000 new words per day, all directed towards my novel's word count. If I felt particularly inspired, I would allow myself to write more than 1,000 words. But I couldn't refuse to write because I didn't feel the muse's presence.
Just as importantly, I also refused to accept the excuse that I didn't have time to make my word count on a particular day.
No one has the time to write. But anyone can make the time, if they want to.
Borrowing a suggestion from my friend, the writer/blogger Nicholas Strange, I began getting up an hour earlier each morning. My body protested, but I made myself get up and spend that extra 60 minutes of consciousness tickling the keys of my laptop before my wife and kids woke up.
As such, for the past thirteen consecutive days, I have written between 1,000 and 1,300 words each and every morning, at the time of day when my brain is at its freshest and least cluttered, when the house is silent and free from distractions.
It's been marvelous.
Before I even have my first cup of coffee, my day's writing (at least in regards to the novel) is done. No matter what comes up during the rest of the day, I know I made my fiction word count. As such, I'm hovering near the 15,000-word mark after less than two weeks on the job.
They say it takes 21 days for something to become a habit. If so, I look forward to the next eight days and the further progress I'll achieve.
The take-away from all this? Don't wait for inspiration. Set a target quota, and deliver! It's the only way to get the results you deserve.
-j.
There's no right or wrong answer. In the world of business writing, we'd typically have a firm deadline for a project, a completion date by which we must deliver a final draft to the client. At such times, work can feel exactly like what the name implies: work. We pound the keys until we're done, no matter how long it takes, regardless of how tired we might be. The number of words we write is governed entirely by how many words remain before we reach the end of the project.
But things aren't so clear cut when we're writing without a contract, especially in the world of fiction. Even if we ultimately hope to publish the final product, either through a traditional book deal or via the blossoming medium of self-publishing, we're essentially writing on spec. When our manuscript is done, it's done. Since we have no contract, we have no deadline. No editor is likely to call us up, demanding to know the status of our manuscript.
As such, it's easy to let these projects fall onto the back burner. That's why so many more people begin novels than complete them.
With no deadline, or wordcount plan, we write only when we feel like it, rather than because it's time to write.
Well, no more.
Thirteen days ago, I began work on my second Clayton Gyler mystery, tentatively called The Phantom of Mulberry Street. As I mentioned in my previous post, I completed the initial draft of the first novel in this series, Coffee to Die For, in about eight months. But what I didn't mention was that I didn't write every day during that eight month period. Not even close, in fact. I would tend to wait for inspiration to strike before I fired up my copy of Microsoft Word, leading to long, frustrating dry spells where I wouldn't think about the book at all for a week, interspersed with other days where I'd pound out 5,000+ words in a frantic attempt to make up lost time. As satisfying as it was to complete a week's output in a single sitting, this method of work left me a frazzled wreck by the time I called it a day.
This is a classic example of working harder, not smarter.
What I now know is that if I'd simply sat down at the keyboard and began typing, the words would have come. They always do.
Woody Allen famously said that eighty percent of success is simply showing up, and he should know: he's been faithfully writing and directing a feature film (and sometimes two!) per year for more than four decades now.
How does he manage this superhuman feat? Easy. He writes. Every day. He shows up for work, in other words. He doesn't wait for the muse to strike. He hunts it down and drags it to the office with him if he has to. Because he's got a film to deliver to the studio.
When it came time to write the sequel to Coffee, I decided to follow Mr. Allen's guidance. Rather than repeating the haphazard writing schedule of my first book. I promised myself that I would show up at the keyboard every day. Regardless of whether I felt inspired, I would do the work. And I told myself that I would not get up from my chair until I'd hit my quota.
I always made myself write when I had a corporate writing deadline approaching, even if I didn't feel inspired. I couldn't afford to wait for inspiration. I just sat down and did the work. Well, I'd do the same for the second Gyler novel.
I set myself a goal of 1,000 words per day. That's 1,000 new words, by the way. I'm not counting minor revisions to the previous day's writing, nor time spent answering e-mails, fooling around on Twitter, or writing blog posts. 1,000 new words per day, all directed towards my novel's word count. If I felt particularly inspired, I would allow myself to write more than 1,000 words. But I couldn't refuse to write because I didn't feel the muse's presence.
Just as importantly, I also refused to accept the excuse that I didn't have time to make my word count on a particular day.
No one has the time to write. But anyone can make the time, if they want to.
Borrowing a suggestion from my friend, the writer/blogger Nicholas Strange, I began getting up an hour earlier each morning. My body protested, but I made myself get up and spend that extra 60 minutes of consciousness tickling the keys of my laptop before my wife and kids woke up.
As such, for the past thirteen consecutive days, I have written between 1,000 and 1,300 words each and every morning, at the time of day when my brain is at its freshest and least cluttered, when the house is silent and free from distractions.
It's been marvelous.
Before I even have my first cup of coffee, my day's writing (at least in regards to the novel) is done. No matter what comes up during the rest of the day, I know I made my fiction word count. As such, I'm hovering near the 15,000-word mark after less than two weeks on the job.
They say it takes 21 days for something to become a habit. If so, I look forward to the next eight days and the further progress I'll achieve.
The take-away from all this? Don't wait for inspiration. Set a target quota, and deliver! It's the only way to get the results you deserve.
-j.
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Friday, June 1, 2012
So, a formal introduction, then...
As we all know, the Internet is a series of tubes. Every computer in the world is connected by a mixture of twine, plastic, and wax, allowing cybersurfers to slide from one digital destination to the next, like wind passing through the gap in a first-grader's smile. Or something. (I'm not very good with this technical stuff.)Because of the digital sorcery that allows us to teleport all over the planet simply by typing random subjects into a search box, there are many possible ways you may have found this site:
Perhaps you're a writer, interested in reading about the ongoing adventures of another writer. If so, welcome.
Perhaps you're a mystery fan, looking to find out more about the types of novels I write. If so, welcome.
Perhaps you're a spambot hoping to share with me the exciting news that I've won ten million pounds in the UK lottery (which, judging from the amount of notifications I receive, I seem to do about twice a month). If so, welcome. I don't discriminate against machines. Robots kick ass.
No matter how you might have found me, welcome. I'm pleased to meet you, if this is the first time we've made each other's acquaintance.
But wait! Don't I already have a writing blog, called The Coffee House Wordsmith? Do I really need a second blog?
Yes, I think so. You see, on TCHW, I typically discuss the business of freelance writing and editing. I've been writing professionally since 1997, both as a corporate tech writer and as a newspaper/magazine freelancer. I've made a living doing this for many years now, but it's not always the type of work that satiates one's muse.
That's why, after a bit of soul-searching last year, I promised myself that I would write a novel within 12 months. Although I like many genres, mystery is by far my favorite, and that's what I knew I'd write. More specifically, I envisioned a detective story that gently satirized, yet also revered, the hard-boiled crime tales of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett.
I got busy pounding the keys, and although progress was sadly held up by a death in the family, I completed the first draft of my debut mystery novel, Coffee to Die For, roughly eight months later. I'm already hard at work on the sequel, tentatively titled The Phantom of Mulberry Street, while Coffee percolates (no pun intended, I promise) for a while. Soon I'll pull it out of the metaphorical desk drawer and begin work on the second draft.
That, in a nutshell, is why I've started this blog: to chronicle my fiction-writing pursuits, and to hopefully connect with others who are interested in doing, or have done, the same. As most of TCHW's readers tend to be more interested in non-fiction, I thought it best to separate this part of my writing life into its own blog. However, there may be occasional overlap between the two sites.
And now you know a little bit about me, if you didn't already. No doubt we'll learn more about each other in the days and weeks to come. I hope you're looking forward to it as much as I am!
-j.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Hello, World.
This is the brand new blog of yours truly, the writer known as Joe Barlow. I love you.
Pardon my dust as I modify this shamefully bare blog template into something that I can tolerate. If you're looking for more of my work, check out my blog about writing, The Coffee House Wordsmith.
I'll be with you shortly. In the meantime, we have a two-drink minimum. Honest.
-j.
Pardon my dust as I modify this shamefully bare blog template into something that I can tolerate. If you're looking for more of my work, check out my blog about writing, The Coffee House Wordsmith.
I'll be with you shortly. In the meantime, we have a two-drink minimum. Honest.
-j.
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